After 44 years of trying new recipes, I am endorsing this one, which is actually not a recipe but a mutilation of a common hot dog. I saw it on TV, so I decided it must be a good idea, like Clap-ON-Clap-OFF, the Lint Lizard, and NoNo Hair Removal. As you can see by the photo, I turned an ordinary, very cheap little hot dog into a bronze sculptured beauty, clearly longer in length than in its original form, and with delicious juices glistening as they roll off the perfect spiral of tastiness.
The features of the spiral hot dog are numerous. You can hold three times as much mustard in its curvy crevaces. If you like your dog bunless, this little puppy can be easily screwed directly down your throat in one piece. For the toddler, it is pre-divided into cute little choking size segments.
I personally discovered another fun use for these doggies. If you grasp each end of the spiralized hot dog and draw back one end like a rubber band, it can be aimed and launched at dinner guests and other obnoxious intruders. For a special twist, try loading it with lots of mustard before firing.
Bernadette Wickersham
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