Readership Report

After producing this useless blog for over four months, I owe you faithful readers: a) my thanks,
and b) an exposition of the crowd you've been hanging out with. The chart presented here is compliments of Blogger.com, without whom I'd be washing dishes, cleaning and vacuuming every day. Wait - I still do that. Anyway, it shows where the people live who read this thing. Or does it?
Those Russian fans are actually stuck with a broken down bus in Outer Siberia. They don't even speak English, but they like my food pictures.

After my own independent study I found that a chart of countries only tells half the story. The next chart was prepared by Blogging for Losers, Inc., a New Jersey firm with a flimsy reputation. The chart shows where the readers actually read the blog. It is apparent that readership is limited to those with little else to do.

Blogging for Losers, Inc. can 't even spell dysfunctional

Finally, you should know that you are not in the company of geniuses. This chart, prepared by the Scholastic Attitude Board, shows the educational level of my readers. Be advised that if you continue to read my blog you risk losing brain cells. Even as I write this, I see a few brain cells have fallen on my keyboard. Oh wait. That's dandruff.  Never mind.