This bonus blog is a result of my excruciating boredom. The lower half of my body is locked up from being in the crunchy cab of this U-Crawl truck we rented. We shouldn't complain. It holds lots of useless stuff, and the cab has many plush features, like a clock. It gets over 6 miles per gallon of gas, but since we're towing the Acura, that makes it almost 13 MPG. To keep the rental fee reasonable, we got a truck with no shocks or springs. Collectively, our 6 kidneys have snapped off and are lying in a heap somewhere near our tailbones.
The floor of the cab is littered with empty Red Bull cans. Our driver has the eyes of a hoot owl. I think he may be asleep but it's a pretty straight road right now.
I would have more exciting photos for you, but I have a bandaid on my thumb and nothing happens when I try to snap a picture on my phone. I just missed a good shot of a wooly mammoth elephant.
The bumpiness is making my dentures vibrate and I've tried twice to answer my teeth.
Tomorrow there'll be a blog from my home bureau. I can't wait.
No comments:
Post a Comment