A Case of Nothing

Another yard sale treasure

After panning yard sales only six days ago, here I am showing off another yard sale gem. A mere buck bought me this see-through case, as demonstrated by the clear view of the $4.99 watermelon behind it.
You might wonder why this case is so appealing, at least to me. I too am wondering that. Yet, when I saw it glistening in the sun, even with its share of garage grime sullying its beauty, I was caught. I rushed over to it before someone else could claim it. I saw the price. $1.00. A dollar? Really? I grabbed the case and clutched it to my breast, then immediately unclutched it, as it occurred to me I was showcasing the coffee dribbles on the front of my shirt. (You're cool if you carry your own coffee to yard sales. It says "I'm just having my morning coffee, and using your yard sale as a backdrop for my life movie of me.")
So now the case is mine and I am wondering what to do with it. So far, there is only one possibility.
I will sell it at my next yard sale.