Psycho Dog Exposed

Teddy concealing his eyes

iPhone photo of icons

It's been several days since Teddy has been mentioned in this blog, but this incident cannot go unreported. Yesterday, Teddy and I were on the front lawn picking up some iPhone icons. I had my iPhone in my hand from taking the photo at left, and   was still in my nightwear, which stylistically falls somewhere between underwear and old paint clothes. It was not pretty. I was bending over, carefully collecting my icons with one hand while holding the iPhone in the other.

Suddenly I heard the blood-curdling sound of Teddy barking and snarling, bearing his remaining teeth as he charged at a woman jogging down the street. I stood up and ran toward the street, calling to the terrified lady, "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you coming!" She kept jogging. Teddy kept attacking. At that second I accidentally hit the applause button on my iPhone, and Teddy's tirade was suddenly drowned out by the sounds of clapping, hooting and whistling. She shot me a disgusted glance and trotted off down the street. I feebly giggled, "Gosh, how did that get there?" She didn't hear me. All she heard was raucous applause as our psycho dog nipped at her heels.

Teddy's evil eye exposed

So now you know. Behind those sunglasses are the eyes of a killer. Although Teddy's never killed anything but a lump of liverwurst, his psycho-evil side comes out whenever a human gets near me.  Now, I too shall be labeled a psycho, one who broadcasts applause and cheering when her dog attacks.
Perhaps I too should wear sunglasses.